President Firefly has been one of the key figures in the Groucho-Marxist Revolutionary movement that has Made Freedonia Great Again. If reelected the President pleadges to continue the revolution. The revolution will not only be telivised but it will come with a fashionable pair of Groucho glasses!
Slyvanian Ambassador Trentino attempts to both covertly and openly take over our independent Republic have failed we have all the proof that the Slyvanians can not be trusted. President Firefly promisses to build a wall with Slyvania and make the Slyvanians pay for it. Do not worry how Firefly will get the Slyvanians to pay for it, just trust in Firefly and the Firefly Platform.
The continued agression from the tramp Dictator of Tomania, Adenoid Hynkel, and his equally contemptible friend the Dictator of Bacteria, Benzino Napaloni, will be totally ended by President Firefly in his second term. The so called "Great Dictator" will hardly be able to live up to the mistakes of our own President Firefly. Freedonia's highly experanced army will, without a doubt, be able to make the same mistakes twice.
Educating the youth of Republic should be the top issue for any patriotic Freedonian. Thankfully President Firefly has a novel solutions to the educational crisis too. President Firefly will ensure that every Freedonia student has a bed to think in and a TV to ignore. The TVs will remain all for the whole school day, encouraging students to stop watching TV and read in bed. There is absolutily no way this plan can not work.
President Firefly has often stressed that "I don't want to belong to any club that will accept people like me as a member." Therefor the Groucho-Marxist Party must always always be disbanded because of President Firefly's continued membership. Only once all of President Firefly's influence has been stripped from the Party can the Party reform based around the ideas of President Firefly's Groucho-Marxism.
Chewing gum does nothing but pollute the streets and classroom desks of Freedonia. The average Freedonian has no need to chew gum. A ban on chewing gum was also successfully implemented in the Republic of Singapore and Singapore is a great place to live. Logically, if Freedonia implements a ban on chewing gum than Freedonia will also become a great place to live.