A Abkazian stamp depicting Groucho Marx and John Lenin

The Republic of Abkhazia Honors President Firefly with a Stamp

The Republic of Abkhazia, a small Caucasus nation south of Russia and possibly part of Georgia, has issued a stamp honoring President Rupert T. Firefly's role in Marxist-Leninist thought. The stamp depicts both men looking out into our glorious future. Firefly's supporters say it is great that someone has finally recognizes that President Firefly and Groucho-Marxist Thought are swell. For this article we ignored the opinions of anyone who does not agree with the previous statement. The only major issue that has arose around the stamp is whether the Republic of Freedonia actually recognizes the Republic of Abkhazia. If Freedonia and Abkazia doe not recognize each other, President Firefly has promised to sort the issue out in the correct manor. Still, the issuing of this stamp marks the beginning of a new dawn for the people of Abkazia under the watchful eye of President Firefly.

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